Wednesday, February 20, 2002

Genuine Job Opportunity: The Axis of Evil– as advertised by George W Bush on National TV – is now recruiting! Whatever your level of interest or qualifications, we've got a job for you in our organisation. We need henchmen, assassins, spies, saboteurs, chemists, nuclear physicists and people to work in our staff canteen. Keen rates of pay, some shift work expected, bonuses paid if world domination achieved in current tax year. Uniform and name tag provided.

Send your resume and a two hundred word supporting statement saying why you'd like to be part of the fight against the Great Satan America to: Axis of Evil Recruiting Office, c/o Presidential Palace, Crush-the-Infidels-Under-Hooves-Of-Iron Street, Baghdad, Iraq.
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