Quantum physics has now shown that Wednesdays are simply Tuesday 22nd of July 1854 repeated again and again. This has led to what is known as a Tuesday/Wednesday paradox where Fridays cease to exist altogether.
”I’m feeling better, you know!”
Ah! You lot didn’t do as well as last time, but here’s the answers to yesterday’s quiz-o:
1. Spike Milligan
2. John Le Mesurier
3. Alexander the Great
4. Mel Blanc
5. WC Fields
6. David St Hubbins of Spinal Tap
7. John Peel, though he’s not quite dead yet.
8. Bette Davis
9. Martin Luther King
10. Frank Sinatra (he’s kidding no-one but himself)
Bonus: Margaret Thatcher, on the completion of the Thatcher Memorial Dance Hall and public toilets. Right, kids?