Wednesday, June 01, 2011

In which the author plugs his books in a number of formats

In which the author plugs his books in a number of formats

"Hey, Scary!" I have been asked, "Why don't you publish your books in Amazon Kindle format?"

So, I have published my books in Amazon Kindle format, including the previously-unseen Big Book of Condensed Movies.

You can still buy my first two in good old-fashioned paper format, but "Movies" will, for now, remain electronic only. And if you want a download that's NOT Kindle formatted, you can do that as well.

TALES OF MIRTH AND WOE

Alistair Coleman's first collection of writing (mostly) from the pages of the award-winning Scaryduck blog, with an introduction from world's greatest living Englishman, Neil Gaiman.

Paperback from Amazon

Kindle version from Amazon

For a PDF format version (without the cover art, I'm afraid), Paypal £2.00 ($3.30 US dollars, $3.20 Canadian dollars, $3.00 Aus dollars, 2.30 euros) to scaryduck@fastmail.fm with your email address and tell me which book or books you want.

I AM NOT MAD

Alistair Coleman's second collection from the pages of his Scaryduck blog, along with some new material and a nice, soothing picture of a duck on the front cover.

Paperback from Lulu

PDF download version from Lulu

Kindle version from Amazon



THE BIG BOOK OF CONDENSED MOVIES

Alistair Coleman's infamous condensed movies - the classics and not-so-classics from the world of cinema hammered down into the easy-to-read txt language and l33t speak of today's modern youth.

Contains previously unpublished material and an all-new Tale of Mirth and Woe.

Kindle version from Amazon

For a PDF version, please Paypal £2.50 ($4.00 US or Canadian, $3.75 Aus, 2.85 Euro) to scaryduck@fastmail.fm and tell me which book you want.

THAT IS ALL.

10 comments:

Pseudonymph said...

'To download' means something completely different in our household. The pages would come in handy, though.

Anonymous said...

Let me get this straight. Its a book of everything we can read on here right?
Now in digital format, like we can read on here, right?
How much is it again?
This is all a bit emperors new clothes.
-skirmishmonkey

Amanda Huggenkiss said...

With Christmas just around the corner - would you describe it as a "stocking stuffer"

Debster said...

Christmas???? What planet are you on, or are you aiming for the first Christmas in July?

Debster said...

Also, how much is it if paying by Flanian Bobble Bead or Ningi?

Dr Si said...

*snorts at 'stocking stuffer'*

Anonymous said...

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Alistair Coleman said...

Roman, me old son. I'm the one who begs for money round here. Now, buy a book or hop it.

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I have a couple of people in Kenya I can put Roman in touch with. They've got millions.

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