The world of camper van practical jokes

As a new co-owner of a camper van, other camper van owners* have introduced us to the oh-so-wacky world of camper van practical jokes. Try these beauties for size:

If your camper van pal likes a lie-in, why not throw some bread on the roof of the van. The sound of seagulls' feet on the van roof first thing in the morning will drive them MAD

If your camper van pal likes a lie-in, why not throw some raw meat onto the roof of the van, and drive it to the lion enclosure at Longleat. The sound of lions' feet on the van roof first thing in the morning will drive them MAD

If your camper van pal likes a lie-in, reverse the van right up to the edge of a cliff. When they wake up, they'll be halfway to their rocky doom before they notice they've been well and truly PRANKED

If your camper van pal likes a lie-in, spray-paint the words "Gary Glitter world tour bus" on the side of the van and drive it to the rough end of town. The sound of the lynch mob on the van roof first thing in the morning will drive them MAD

If your camper van pal likes a lie-in, paint a large target on the side of the van, drive it to an army firing range, the sound of explosions will etc

All a barrel of laughs, I think you'll agree

Also, the dogging

* For eg: The other co-owner's sister