tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3318466.post5563154259433150510..comments2024-03-08T14:06:00.148+00:00Comments on Scaryduck: Not Scary. Not a Duck: In which I am asked to review phone casesDuck Newshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08244826552838289092noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3318466.post-41223225652849531882014-05-23T15:35:49.107+01:002014-05-23T15:35:49.107+01:00".......However, in these time-starved days w...".......However, in these time-starved days where the average user navigates away from a website if they don't get what they want within the first six seconds......"<br /><br />I never get what I want within the first six seconds of alighting here. Within the first 60 seconds, mind, I get what I need.<br /><br />Thank you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3318466.post-55991761191255871172014-05-19T19:28:33.278+01:002014-05-19T19:28:33.278+01:00A dog poo phone case - If you lose it in the stree...A dog poo phone case - If you lose it in the street, no one will pick it up and a council warden will spray pink paint around it so that you can easily find the phone on re-tracing your movements.Dirt E Torknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3318466.post-84503841446987704602014-05-19T09:56:44.904+01:002014-05-19T09:56:44.904+01:00Get two phone cases and two phones. ONe for your r...Get two phone cases and two phones. ONe for your right ear, and one for your left ear. Because there's nothing like keeping your ears warm between a pair of hooters.TRThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18037601963025096788noreply@blogger.com