tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3318466.post6502821921426933615..comments2024-03-08T14:06:00.148+00:00Comments on Scaryduck: Not Scary. Not a Duck: How to smuggle a penguin onto a plane (and not get found out)Duck Newshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08244826552838289092noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3318466.post-75888055651114425222015-06-20T22:20:43.097+01:002015-06-20T22:20:43.097+01:00Rip the opposite corners off and you can suck warm...Rip the opposite corners off and you can suck warm tea through them.TonyFhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14356306581977054156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3318466.post-27644054716312378742015-06-20T02:16:12.053+01:002015-06-20T02:16:12.053+01:00Indeed Mr Mallard. The only reason you would smugg...Indeed Mr Mallard. The only reason you would smuggle a penguin is because you want to eat it. Don't bother. The meat is surprisingly tough, even the young birds. Tis a dark and very fatty meat and there is very little of it. Don't even think about eating the eggs, they smell something awful and have an oily texture. Got to admit though, if you are in extremis, they are very easy to catch. Not the Emporer penguins- dem buggers are vicious. Flaxen Saxonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03431645401478120921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3318466.post-42066531623911344472015-06-19T11:06:32.221+01:002015-06-19T11:06:32.221+01:00I smuggled a penguin onto a plane once. But when I...I smuggled a penguin onto a plane once. But when I went to eat it, it had melted.TRThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18037601963025096788noreply@blogger.com