Friday, March 22, 2013

Ant and Dec: A Spotter's Guide, again

After three years, I've sorted out with one of Ant and Dec is Ant, and which one out of Ant and Dec is Dec.

It's quite simple:

Dec is the shorter of the two and is therefore nearer the "deck".

Ant, on the other hand, has six legs, lives down a hole, and will eventually have his head bitten off by the Queen.

Got it? Good.

Let us never speak of this thing again.


Unknown said...

That cracks us up!
Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly

Ellie said...

But, which one is Merry and which one Pippin?

brian said...

What is the point of Ant or Dec?