tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3318466.post4028805572121780943..comments2024-03-28T04:00:50.360+00:00Comments on Scaryduck: Not Scary. Not a Duck: Scarytale of Blue PorkDuck Newshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08244826552838289092noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3318466.post-1802601677809506732013-12-24T20:50:07.550+00:002013-12-24T20:50:07.550+00:00Robin: We got a Christmas card from her. She calle...Robin: We got a Christmas card from her. She called me "Pete". We sent her one back from Dave.Alistair Colemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11380404154114925293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3318466.post-32922691634655242402013-12-24T08:28:05.643+00:002013-12-24T08:28:05.643+00:00Talking of pork, Alistair, what's happening wi...Talking of pork, Alistair, what's happening with Sky Meat Woman these days ?Robin of Locksleynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3318466.post-74584034600301530082013-12-23T17:48:03.707+00:002013-12-23T17:48:03.707+00:00"If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the mor..."If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning..."TRThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18037601963025096788noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3318466.post-38131955486453371852013-12-23T17:44:23.566+00:002013-12-23T17:44:23.566+00:00Yep - you just correctly identified why this littl...Yep - you just correctly identified why this little gem was written..<br /><br />http://dioclese.blogspot.co.uk/2013/12/the-dioclese-christmas-song-2013.htmlDioclesehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08139646438543954337noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3318466.post-39308970189328592912013-12-23T14:32:13.944+00:002013-12-23T14:32:13.944+00:00Lord t'underin' Jaysus b'y, it's &...Lord t'underin' Jaysus b'y, it's "Happy Xmas (War Is Over)"! There's nowt 'merry' or 'christ' about it!<br /><br />http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a9/Happy_Xmas_%28War_is_Over%29.jpg<br /><br />I'm so distraught I can't be arsed to provide y'all with a live hyperlink to that page.<br /><br />I too wish to start wars in retribution for aural assaults by poor covers of classics. Alas, Mr. Duck, any war would, at best, result only in a pyrrhic victory. The real ones cost more and the resultant expense would be transferred straight through to the consumer. I know how these capitalists work - the filthy swine!<br /><br />I would, however, quite enjoy a cover of the Electric Six classic by, say, Iron Maiden or perhaps Megadeath.<br />Innit? <br /><br /><i>Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,<br />At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.<br />Wow!<br />At the gay bar.<br />Now Tell me do ya?, but do ya have any money?<br />I wanna spend all your money,<br />At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.</i>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3318466.post-31930897076615976522013-12-23T11:35:15.359+00:002013-12-23T11:35:15.359+00:00Pretty much every version of Merry Christmas (War ...Pretty much every version of Merry Christmas (War is Over) makes me want to start a war.#Debihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16912664724362916680noreply@blogger.com