Ever since I won the Guardian blog competition, I’ve had several people ask me “Did you really spend a thousand pounds on a new boiler, when you could have had a new computer, the latest electronic gadget, piles of pornography and all the webspace you could eat?”
The answer, I’m afraid, is “Yes”. You see, I quite like having my house warm, and it’s just coming up for my annual bath. There’s no way I’m going in the garden pond again, not after what happened last time.
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And here it is, modelled by my arch-nemesis, Moderately Evil Penguin. For the love of God, send more fish.
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