Wireless

Wireless

Short notice, I know, but: Me, BBC Radio Five, 12.45 p.m. today, on weblogs.

*insert smutty joke here*

After the event: They put me on ten minutes earlier than scheduled - you didn't miss much, except for the divulging of several trade secrets. Like the fact that I'm not actually here, ever.

And I failed in my master plan to say "bollards" at a crucial moment. I accidentally said "citizen-journalist" instead. Twice.

Bollards.

For those of you still desperate to hear it, I'm here, two hours 34 minutes in.