Letterbocks

Letterbocks

I had a letter in Viz once. This is it:

Dear Viz

What a load of rubbish these "old wives tales" are.

Yesterday, whilst admiring a particularly beautiful sunset, I heard an old wife saying "red sky at night, shepherd's delight". The next morning, her husband - who happens to be a shepherd - was tragically killed in a bizarre spacehopper accident.

Hardly reason to be delighted, I'm sure you'll agree.

Dan Prick, Reading

From that comedic high-point, it's been downhill all the way. So, from this tenuous link, do you have any Viz-style top tips to share?

"Courting couples! Save money on contraception by simply turning your Rubber Johnny inside out after you've used it."