Get on up

Get on up

Actual workplace conversation today:

"I see James Brown went and carked it on Christmas Day."

"Aye."

"I wonder if he got to open his presents first?"

"That's probably what killed him. Somebody gave him a sex machine."

"What a way to go, though."

"Too right: 'Good God' *thump*"

"I got three pairs of socks an' a jumper, you know..."

"Class."