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A tried-and-tested list of ten things it is perhaps best not to shout whilst at the height of sexual ecstasy

Today, we present a tried-and-tested list of ten things it is perhaps best not to shout whilst at the height of sexual ecstasy.

1. "Ten points to Griffindor!"
2. "Cash back!"

3. "Surrender Dorothy! Ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaargh!"
This is particularly awful if your partner is not actually called Dorothy
4. "Bummy bummy bummy bummy bummy bummy bummy bummy RABBITS!"

5. "Quick Rose, back to the TARDIS!"
6. "Boom chikka wah wah!"

7. "Is this tax deductable?"
8. "MOTHER! Oh my God!"

9. "Eat my cheese!"
10. "I'm not really a welder, you know."

Plz to suggest others.