The return of the old, dark ones

The return of the old, dark ones

He's actually a bit of an old softie, is Cthulhu.


On New Year Resolutions

I suppose you'll be wanting to know what my New Year Resolutions are for 2008. As a matter of fact, so would I. Completely off the cuff, then:

* Give up fucking swearing. The bloody swear box is damn well wiping me out. Oh

* End every conversation with the words "And then I was sick inna hedge". How this is going to work in the red hot world of international journalism is anybody's guess

* Lose weight. Same as last year. And the year before. This time, I really mean it

* Learn to photoshop the dog. Finish the book. Finish the other book. And the sitcom

And then I was sick inna hedge.