"LOL" wrote my esteemed colleague 'Spikes' Walker as we shared wry observations through the medium of MSN Instant MessengerYet, he did not LOL. He didn't even raise the merest titter. I know this for a fact because he was sitting no more than six feet from me in our luxuriously-appointed offices.
He – and let us not beat about the bush – lied to me.
He said he did a LOL, yet no LOL emerged.
This wanton behaviour poses questions about the very fabric and honest foundations on which our society is built.
How many others, I ask, are saying "ROFFLE", but are still sitting firmly in their seats, not roffling in the slightest? Worse, how many are ROTFLMAO, when their A is still firmly attached?
How many others are saying BRB but are merely using it as an excuse to ignore a boring conversation?
And how many are replying to the all-important A/S/L question with "17 / F / In my Underwear LOL" when they are, in fact, "45 / M / FBI Headquarters"?
Err...
We should be told. FFS.
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