On songs for footballers

On songs for footballers

Songs for footballers. I repeat: Songs for footballers.

• Sympathy for the Nevilles - Rolling Stones (and for their old Dad, Bowie's Neville Neville)
  
  
• Pele all your love on me – Abba
  
  
• Kanu Feel the Force? - Real Thing
  
  
• Ashley Cole is a useless, money-grabbing, disloyal Chelsea cunt. Sorry – this isn't actually a song, I just had to get it out
  
  
• Roque Santa Cruz is coming to town – Jackson Five
  
  
• The Killing Roon – Echo and the Bunnymen
  
  
• Mama, George Weah all Crazee Now – Slade
  
  
• Bendtner out of Shape – Teardrop Explodes
  
  
• Wonderwalcott – Oasis
  
  
• I shot Paul Shirtliff (But I didn't shoot Ray Kennedy) – Bob Marley
  
  
• Living on Keown – Freddie Mercury
  
  
• I'm too Cesc-y – Right Said Fred
  
  
• Supermassive Joe Cole – Muse
  
  
• I kissed Keith Curle (and I liked it) – Katy Perry
  
  
• Life on Overmars – David Bowie
  
  
• (I don't want Brad) Friedel – Wham!
  
  
• The Man Who Sold Paul Scholes – David Bowie
  
  
• How Souness Now? – The Smiths

If you do not know any footballers (because, perhaps, you are a wet and a weed; or Welsh), I am willing to accept any sporting star. Get in!