Who ya gonna call? These people, it turns out:Dear Dorset Resident,
Do you believe your house or premises to be haunted? Ever experienced a ‘presence’, or unexplained sights or sounds? Witnessed something strange you can’t explain? Do you feel uneasy in your own home?
We are a Dorset based team of paranormal investigators who provide a free, dedicated professional paranormal investigation process. At the end of our investigation we present our findings in a comprehensive report. All investigations are conducted in the strictest confidence.
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Yours truly,
Dorset Paranormal Investigators
Dear Dorset Paranormal Investigators
We thought you'd be interested to hear about "Bobby", the ghost dog that lives in our house, and wondered if you might come along and take a look.
Please don't have him exorcised, or consigned to some dreadful eyeball-melting sub-level of Hell - we're just hoping somebody could teach him not to wipe his arse on the doormat.
Your pal,
Albert O'Balsam
Dear Mr O'Balsam
Thank you for your kind letter. We suspect your dog may have worms.
Regards
Dorset Paranormal Investigators
Dear Dorset Paranormal Investigators
Good Lord! It's worse than I thought: GHOST WORMS. Please sort this out at your earliest convenience. Bring a priest.
Your terrified pal,
Albert O'Balsam
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