On old radios

On old radios

"Hey Smudger," I say, "You know all about old radios an' stuff."

"Might do."

"Yeah. Well. I've got this question about old radios."

"Uh-huh."

I've got this really old radio at home, an' I was wondering what the 'AFC' button does."

"AFC?"

"Yeah. AFC."

"That's Automatic Frequency Control, that is. It's for old FM radios to keep 'em on frequency."

"Oh. Right. Y'see – my sister always told me it meant 'Alistair Fuckerface Coleman'."

"Well, yeah. It could mean that an' all."


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