Behold: The STUFF of the GODS

Foods of the Gods (Official list)

• Cheese on Toast
  
• Tomato ketchup sandwiches
  
• Egg and Chips
  
• Tea, NATO standard
  
• Peanut Chunky Kitkats
  
• Ear wax
  
• Set meal for two, Ming Wah restaurant, Weymouth

Sports of the Gods (Official list)

• Swingball
  
• Synchro swimming
  
• Penguin pile-up
  
• Pirate-themed crazy golf
  
• Sending a classical hero on a near-impossible life-or-death quest for some elusive treasure, battling mythic beasts, slaying stop-motion skeletons and rescuing semi-naked yet chaste maidens. Then killing him to death in a bizarre spacehopper accident, for the LULz
  
• Pro-Celebrity Nail-Gun

Naturally, if you disagree with ANY aspect of these lists, you are a BLASPHEMER and will be dealt with accordingly.

Cruel and Unusual Punishments for BLASPHEMERS, lollygaggers and scullions of the Gods (Official list)

• Fired out of a circus cannon up Jimmy Carr's arse