They say that everything in porn has already been done, and that the only thing that remains is making the same films again and again.No scenario, no pecadillo, no form of bedroom gymnastics has been left untouched.
All that is left is to keep feeding the beast and keeping Ron Jeremy in paid work.
In fact, Rule 34 - as we all know - says that "If it exists, there is porn of it."
Yeah, right.
I hope you haven't just eaten.
Scene: Indoors, day.OK, Hollywood - time to play catch-up. Heaven knows the man needs the work now.
Ann Noreen Widdecombe's show is disturbed by the doorbell. Wearing nothing but a damp, see-through bathrobe, she answers the door to a gerntleman in a suit.
Music: 70's wokka-wokka-wokka funk
Man: Hello. My name's Gordon Brown
THE END
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