GEEK JOKES

GEEK JOKES

The boy Scaryduck Junior and I are at war.

A War of Geek Jokes. And there is only one way (apart from actual fighting in the street outside) to settle this: An on-blog face-off.

Which, then, is better?

Me:

A proton goes up to his father.

"Dad?" he asks, "Am I really a proton?"

"Yes son, of course you are. I'm a proton, your mother's a proton, and we had you – our son – also a proton."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, son, I'm positive."

The boy:

"I never knew atoms had mass. In fact, I didn't even know they were religious."

Which? WHICH? VOTE ME UP.