About a year ago, I totally abused the Moonpig website to make this, primarily for shits and giggles on b3ta.com:
It only took a little more than a year, and this came along: Man to become grandad at 29 as 14-year-old daughter falls pregnant.Never mind all the righteous finger-pointing about Broken Britain and our so-called nation of scroungers, I'm simply stunned that something I assumed would be beyond the ken our our (ahem) advanced post-modern culture should arrive so quickly.
And it made the Daily Mail have an aneurysm, too.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to Moonpig to design a "Congratulations on your brand new lightly-oiled MILF with a Jet Pack" card.
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