THE WOTE STREET WILLY

"Let me take you by the hand
and lead you through the streets of Basingstoke
I'll show you something
to make you say 'Holy Crap!'"

"HOLY CRAP!"

Holy crap! It's a ten foot willy in the middle of Basingstoke!


BONUS: The shop just behind the Willy is called "CEX Exchange". No, really, it is.