Millions of Harry Potter fans all over the world are sad that the epic saga of the boy wizard is now over following the release of the eighth and final movie.But is it really all over? Could there - by chance - be some way of rebooting the series to bring back the magic in a way which is in no way a complete rip-off?
Yes. Yes there is.
Dear JK Rowling,This time next year, Rodders...
Congratulations on your popular Harry Potter book series! I know you are busy having money fights with Bill Gates, Richard Branson and select, non-chavvy lottery winners, so I've made a start on Book Eight for you.
Here we go:
It is eleven years after the events of the original series, and the robots in the future have decided to send another, more powerful Voldemort T1000 back in time to kill off the boy wizard Harry Potter and thus win the war.
However, the rebels have also sent back a reprogrammed Voldemort T-800 back in time to protect Harry, and they get the old gang back together again to battle this new menace.
But first, they've got to bust Hermione out of the Azkhaban mental hospital, after she woke up screaming one morning following the awful realisation that she actually married Ron Weasley.
Over to you, JK. All you've got to do is add all the Famous Five guff and you're done.
Your pal
Albert O'Balsam
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