TERRY'S CHOCOLATE BANANA

Christmas comes and goes, and contemplating the last slice of my Terry's Chocolate Orange, a thought strikes me.

Dear Terry's Chocolate,

Please hurry up and invent the Terry's Chocolate Banana. It'll be ACES.

Your pal,

Albert O'Balsam

PS Don't even think about the Terry's Chocolate Apple. Expunge the very thought of it from your mind.

The Terry's Chocolate Banana, the idea gift for any girlfriend, in milk, plain and - naturally - white chocolate, with a four-piece ready-to-peel wrapper. And like the real thing, a curse on any person who dares to store it in the fridge.

Health warnings:

1. Do not eat it whole on the bus

2. Men may like to look away when it gets smacked onto the table to separate the slices

Next week: A plea to Cadbury's for Dairy Milk with Bacon


Some people came up with LOLs for this. In particular: @lavieordinaire. Thanks!