The Scaryduckworth-Lewis method for rating things for excellence - 2012 Edition

Tory cuts have bitten us, and bitten HARD, and none more so than the Scaryduckworth-Lewis Method of Rating Things for Excellence list, the internet's number one at-a-glance table for rating things for excellence.

This year's compare-and-contrast list, in which any product or concept may be compared to the relative merits of female celebrities has been pared to the bone, despite full support for the Scaryduckworth-Lewis Method of Rating Things for Excellence in the LibDem election manifesto. Hang your head, Clegg.

Also, I couldn't be arsed to think up the full twenty.

The Scaryduckworth-Lewis Method of Rating Things for Excellence: 2012 Edition

1. THATCHER, probably

2 - 9. Fill in the blanks yourselves

10. Lovely, lovely Maggie Philbin. The perfectly-formed yardstick from which all female beauty and character should be measured

11 - 19. Fill in the blanks yourselves

20. Will's Hot Mum from The Inbetweeners

Let's hear it for Will's Hot Mum from The Inbetweeners!