Veggie bands

Meat is murder, said celebrity whinge-basket Morrissey, and he is right. Tasty, tasty murder. However, pop music can make up for its meat-devouring ways by simply re-naming a few popular beat combos to help publicise the surge toward vegetarianism.

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So Salad Crew
Quornershop

Status Quorn
Dexy's Midnight Runner Beans

Tofu Fighters
Rocket With Parmesan Shavings and Balsamic Vinegar From The Crypt

Bun-Lovin' Criminals
Bachmann Turnip Overdrive

Frankie Goes To Holland&Barrett
The Hummus League

Men Without Ham
The Dave Clark Five-a-Day

Let's hear it for Veggie Bands, everybody!