Piers Morgan: Literary genius

I have just discovered that this book is An Actual Thing


Piers Morgan: Don't You Know Who I Am?

With the stunning call-out quote from possibly its only decent review: "Every page is gold - Heat"

Every page may indeed be gold, but a look inside proves there is only one page, and the text itself runs to a mere three words, which we reproduce in full below.

Chapter One: Don't You Know Who I am?

"A massive bell-end"

FIN

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