BUMFACE

 A game!

A really stupid game that Jane and I have invented, and the rules are simple:

1. During the course of a conversation, you must attempt to call the other person "BUMFACE" without them noticing.

2. If a "BUMFACE" is detected, the second party must reply with an outraged "WHAAAAAT?!"

3. If they do not reply, then they are a Bumface.

The long winter evenings simply fly by in our house.

It was as I was casually Googling the word "Bumface" that I realised that it is - in fact - a genuine first name. A first name for girls, which means I can NEVER BE A BUMFACE because I am not a girl.

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I believe that's a win for me.