So, the sign said: Please only put toilet tissue down the toilet
Always one to obey orders to the letter, I stuffed the bowl to the brim and crapped in the corner*.
Pleased to have been of assistance.
You may remember that this is the branch with this notice on the Fire Door:
Our home town being a hotbed of caffeine-addicted zombies.
*May actually be a lie
At least you didn't shi* your pants. Which is a very nice segue to recommending you check out the ad for Kmart in the states. Don't have the URL at my fingertips, but sure it is easily findable.
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