So, International Steak and Blowjobs Day came and went, and I registered my offence to this steaming pile of sexist crap on That Twitter.
Most people agreed, but I fell into an argument with somebody over what the hell was wrong with a) steak (nothing) and b) blowjobs (nothing). It's just together, with a 'special' day, just to celebrate blokish dominance that got me angry.
Having thrashed out our differences, I decided what was needed is this:
International Getting Offended By Stuff On Twitter Day
Then I remembered that - thanks to successful trolling by the Daily Mail - this was every day, so I gave up.
Also: Ed Balls
I think a day for steak and blow-jobs is just fine provided, like No Smoking Day, or Valentine's Day, etc it isn't mandatory, so I don't have to cook one or give one, or if I do, I am allowed to get confused and mix the two up.
ReplyDeleteThe other 364 days a year no one mentions steak or blow jobs in my hearing, separately or together.