In which I find a slice of bread that looks like cricket legend Geoffrey Boycott

This is cricket legend Geoffrey Boycott.

I'm not a particular fan of the wonky-smiled Yorkshireman, but imagine my surprise when I came to make my cheese and pickle sandwiches for work that I should find this slice of bread:

That's cricket legend Geoffrey Boycott, portrayed through the medium of a medium-sliced Morrison's own-brand wholemeal loaf. Uncanny, I'm sure you'll agree.

Then I ate it.

Next week: A cauliflower that looks like footballer Gareth Bale.