While most men do this by buying a motorbike or a big flash car, I've gone down the budget route of not acting my age by buying a load of old band T-shirts.
BEHOLD:
1. The Sisters
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Monday, April 14, 2014
Documenting My Mid-Life Crisis Through The Medium Of Old Band T-Shirts
As my slide into old-fartism continues, I make a desperate attempt to prevent this from happening by pretending to be a teenager.
While most men do this by buying a motorbike or a big flash car, I've gone down the budget route of not acting my age by buying a load of old band T-shirts.
BEHOLD:
1. The Sisters
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2. Joy Division
3. New Order
4. 4AD (Yes, it's a record label. Shut up.)
5. Depeche Mode
6. Primal Scream
7. THE DAME
Now leave me. Leave me to grow old in peace.
While most men do this by buying a motorbike or a big flash car, I've gone down the budget route of not acting my age by buying a load of old band T-shirts.
BEHOLD:
1. The Sisters
You actually wear t-shirts?
ReplyDeleteBet you haven't a 'Blues Merchants' T-shirt have you? Collectors' items, them!
ReplyDeleteHow many of those t-shirts were made by half-starved, little children enslaved by or indentured to some unscrupulous whoremonger and press-ganged to toil endlessly in some dark and dank toxic sweat shop in some Cheap Clothes and Nasty Third World hell hole like Southampton??
ReplyDeleteSurely wearing t-shirts of bands of your youth just show how old you are, what you need are some of One Direction or Justin Bieber.
ReplyDeleteSisters? Joy Division? New Order? You sad old goth...oh wait...my wardrobe has those Bauhaus, FoTN and The Mission too...crap, midlife crisis looming!
ReplyDeleteHONK!
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