Altered People in National Newspapers

The Independent: No Google, this isn't a picture of Kim Jong-Un's sister

In which your humble writer accidentally makes news in the national press. They did - however - fail to call me by my official title of "smug, middle class Twitter user Alistair Coleman", and I might almost nearly send them a mildly-worded complaint.

For the avoidance of doubt, this is Kim Yo-jong voting in North Korea's recent "Vote Kim Jong-Un or we nail your head to the coffee table" election:

As you can see, only one member of the Kim family is addicted to Swiss cheese and tasty, tasty cake.