Proverb of the Day

Wise words to live by:

"Remove Mr Blobby's head and you'll find Noel Edmonds inside.

Remove Noel Edmonds' head and it's arterial blood spurting up the wall, screaming kiddiewinks and getting tasered the police."

Essentially, if you're going to murder celebrities (and we do not advise this course of action), make sure you don't knock their heads off in front of the kiddiewinks. Think of the kiddiewinks.