Tuesday, March 16, 2010

On little victories

On little victories

Dear Mr Duck

Thank you for the final payment on your account, which is now cleared. Thank you for being a customer with us.

Please note you have been charged £1.25 for a paper copy of this notice.

Send payment of the balance to us within 14 working days.

Yours etc,

Bastard Corp




So I reply...

Dear Bastard Corp

Thank you for your letter advising me that my account was fully paid.

I also note your demand for £1.25, being your company's fee for telling me my account balance is now clear, which I am happy to pay.

Please note that you have been charged £1.26 for a paper copy of this notice.

Send payment of the balance of £0.01 to us within 14 working days.

Your move.

S Duck, BSc (Hons)

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