Friday, March 14, 2014

A confession

I am 48 years old, and I have only just realised that the AUX socket on a stereo system is not short for AUXOPHONE.

Degree of difficulty: I worked as a broadcast technician for over ten years. Virtually every piece of kit we had included an AUX socket.

This leaves me with one considerable problem: Where the hell do I plug my auxophone?

I am not mad.
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5 comments:

  1. TRT9:45 am

    Into the tubberware box. Which is full of grated mozzarella Firefox.

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  2. AmyP1:59 pm

    Try the Rockwell Retro Encabulator:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w&feature=player_detailpage

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  3. Anonymous3:33 pm

    You're still using a wired auxophone?. It's probably analogue too, isn't it?
    Sheesh!
    Digital and wireless! You're not too old to adapt.

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  4. Gonzoland5:01 pm

    What about the ORCS socket?

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  5. Anonymous7:48 pm

    USB was invented by a dyslexic electronic engineer labelling the BUS?

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