Archie be like:
Meanwhile, Wilson be like:
In other news, Archibald needs a proper name if he is to continue the daft naming tradition of Wilson Blue Rabbit and previous pets Lucy Minogue, Lily Minogue, Harry Minogue, Ryan Minogue and Crackers Aguilera. Any ideas?
Sir Archibald Snoozealot the Third springs to mind as a fitting name.
ReplyDeleteCall him Archway.
ReplyDeleteArchie Andrews Sisters.
ReplyDeleteSee what I did there?
No, me neither.
Archibald Blue Pegasus
ReplyDeleteA connection to Wilson and a little nod to his flying leaps. Ta Da!
Gaspode the talking dog.
ReplyDelete'Archibald Leach Charade'*
ReplyDelete* If you don't like 'Charade', use another Cary Grant film.
Or
'Archie Archive Search Engine' - Google it.
Jonathan Taylor Swift
ReplyDeleteJonathan Taylor Swift
ReplyDeleteTasty, Tasty.....
ReplyDeleteDogtanian?
ReplyDeleteDon’t be calling him Fred or Archie, with all its cheeky but lovable working class scamp connotations, unless you really do have plans for him to spend his life in William Hill’s waiting for them to weigh in at Newton Abbot.
ReplyDeleteArchibald Dog Dog Dog Dog
ReplyDeleteCall him, the frog dog, doo da band, most imperious majesty. Arse.
ReplyDeleteSmiley Virus
ReplyDeleteOlly Curs?
ReplyDeleteGary Bark-low?
The Notorious D.O.G?
Eh, I got nothin'.