On a day in the life of the Grim Reaper

On a day in the life of the Grim Reaper


BBC News: Stirling Moss, 80, survives 30-foot plunge down lift shaft

Death: WOAH, SLOW DOWN MATE. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, STIRLING MOSS?

Stirling Moss: Why, yes. As a matter of fact I am.

Death: (Consults large, dusty book entitled 'Aaron A. Moses - Zachary Z. Most') RIGHT YOU ARE. I'VE GOT YOU DOWN FOR ANOTHER LAP OF HONOUR. OFF YOU GO, AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU'RE DONE.

Stirling Moss: Yoinks!

Death: YOU SPAWNY BUGGER. NEXT!