BBC News: Stirling Moss, 80, survives 30-foot plunge down lift shaft
Death: WOAH, SLOW DOWN MATE. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, STIRLING MOSS?
Stirling Moss: Why, yes. As a matter of fact I am.
Death: (Consults large, dusty book entitled 'Aaron A. Moses - Zachary Z. Most') RIGHT YOU ARE. I'VE GOT YOU DOWN FOR ANOTHER LAP OF HONOUR. OFF YOU GO, AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU'RE DONE.
Stirling Moss: Yoinks!
Death: YOU SPAWNY BUGGER. NEXT!
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