World Cup Poetry Corner

World Cup Poetry Corner

I wrote a poem on the occasion of England's 0-0 draw against Algeria in the World Cup, which, I believe, sums up the nation's angst at the paucity of the performance of our national side. I have called it:

Lines on the occasion of England's 0-0 draw against Algeria in the World Cup, which, I believe, sums up the nation's angst at the paucity of the performance of our national side

In a hedge:
An England wig,
A spatter of vomit
Neither are mine.
The useless,
Overpaid,
Under-achieving
Twats.

Have at that, Mrs So-called Poet Laureate.