"Hey, Al," says my pal Mersey Mal, "isn't the Austin Healey Sprite the happiest-looking car in the known universe?"
And look at his little face! That has to be the happiest car I've ever seen.
Of course, that photo was taken BEFORE some stupid idiot went and fed it after midnight. Then this happened:
I think you'll agree, that's worse than that Stephen King film about the car. You know: The Really Long Book They Made Into A Really Long Film About An Evil Car
Don't have nightmares.
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