Only one fit punishment: Force them to watch 'An Evening With Jim Davidson' on a loop until they eat their own head, dip their bodies in wax and use them as candles on street corners as a warning to others.
And thinking about it, I'm probably being too lenient
Thank God, someone else understands how diabolical this new idea is. I've been raging about it for months.
ReplyDeleteI went in Halfords the other day and these things actually cost £30!!
You can also get sparkly eye liner for another £20
They're more like 2 quid at DealExtreme. Not that I know anything about that or anything.
ReplyDeletehttp://dx.com/s/car+eyelash
Never seen any of these. Must be a sign in Fleet that you are a swinger or something!
ReplyDeleteI've seen them. One can only assume the people who put these on their cars are the same people who put antlers and red noses on their cars at Christmas, and bunny ears on them at Easter.
ReplyDeleteThey do look slightly better on cars that have the "eyebrow lights". I do stress the word slightly.
ReplyDeletem against troture, also torture is bad too.
ReplyDeleteThe car eyelashes in the picture look really good. But I have seen some really cheapy looking ones that droop down ad look like a bad hair day LOL.
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