There's a patented elephant ear wax remover and a patented rhino ear wax remover. Whales have ear wax trouble so I'm hoping that an underwater version will be available soon, along with trained Vietnamese-Man-Of-War jellyfish to carry out the procedure.
poll link not linking
ReplyDeleteNope, not working
ReplyDeleteCeci n'est pas une poll
ReplyDeleteZimmer's law.
ReplyDelete1) She is right.
2) If she is wrong, see 1).
Were you arguing about how to put a poll on a blog?
ReplyDeleteIt is fixed. Stupid free internet service.
ReplyDeleteThere is no "Don't know" option.
ReplyDeleteNo "Don't know". There can be no fence-sitting on this one
ReplyDeletewhat about hedge sitting?
ReplyDelete(don't sit in the sick)
Poll isn't working for me, and without knowing the point up for debate I'd say keep you ear wax to yourself and Jane is probably right.
ReplyDeleteIf one were to be so disgusting as to open a Museum of Ear Wax, then one should go full out and have the S&S section... No half measures here...
ReplyDeleteHell NO!
ReplyDeleteThe lady is right, and if you think she is wrong, then you are wrong. This basic precept will serve at all points in the future as well.
There's a patented elephant ear wax remover
ReplyDeleteand a patented rhino ear wax remover.
Whales have ear wax trouble so I'm hoping that an underwater version will be available soon, along with trained Vietnamese-Man-Of-War jellyfish to carry out the procedure.
Hell NO, next thing you'll be postulating is a smegma museum :-(
ReplyDelete(yes, there is such a thing, afaik in Iceland, perhaps part of the penis museum there; whale smegma is quite valuable it seems).
Bloody hell. First argument about an ear wax museum. You need to get out more...
ReplyDelete"If there was a museum of Earwax, it would be in Fleet, Hampshire" True, or True. That is all.
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