In which North Korea unveils a terrifying new weapon

And that secret weapon is CLOSE HARMONY SINGING GROUPS

But who are the current pop faves in North Korea these days? And what are they singing?

• Kim Il-Sonny Boy
• Jong Direction
• Kim Jong Un-break my Heart
• The Stone Roses: Songun for my Sugar Spun Sister
• Sandy Shaw: Seoul-based US Puppet Stooges on a String
• Juche-stin Bieber
• Sacred Mount Paektu-lips from Amsterdam
• Run DMZ
• Chitty Chitty Pyongyang

With thanks to my excellent colleagues No Good Boyo and Col N M E Adthy-Gates for their shockingly puntastic contributions