Smug Jesus

Jesus said: "My Father's house has many rooms"

The poor bloke's always being mis-quoted, and this one that's a firm funeral favourite is no exception.

The full quote - which changes things completely - is this:

"My Father's house has many rooms - he bought it from David and Victoria when they moved to LA.

"You really ought to come round for brunch and see it - the kitchen's been in Hello! magazine."

Smug git

(I realise this is my second Jesus post this week. Sorry Jesus.)