Christmas is coming, so let's take a look at this year's Advent Calendar

It's the first day of December, the beginning of Advent, which means it's time to open the first window on the old Advent Calendar.

We're nice sorts, so I've bought mine from a charity organisation that's caught my eye recently. It's ace, and it goes to prove that this is going to be the best Christmas Walford's ever seen.

Two for a quid in Poundland. BARGAIN.

Save the Rabid Weasels - a group dedicated to removing the stigma of rabies from this angriest of mammals, and help them re-integrate into society in the hope that they'll be accepted for the frothing, biting and frankly deadly creatures that they undoubtedly are. For are we not all - deep down - rabid weasels ourselves?

And let's see what's behind today's window:

IT'S A RABID WEASEL!!

I shall call him George and I shall hug him and pet him and kiss him and... AAAAAAARGH MY FACE IT'S GOT MY FACE AAAAARGH

I'm beginning to regret my purchase already, to be perfectly honest.