As any zombie worth his salt will tell you as he devours your spicy brains, the only brains worth eating are those that are - indeed - spicy.
If only, we ask, there were some way of getting hold of spicy brains before deciding on a career path as a zombie.
Now, in the comfort of your own home, you may prepare, cook and gorge yourself into a frenzy on gourmet spicy brains without having to go through that whole "undead" rigmarole.May not actually contain brains.
In fact, in order to try out the serving suggestion for myself, I broke up a local BNP meeting with my trusty chainsaw, and a specially sharpened set of golf clubs. Sadly, there was nary a spoonful to be had, and what I'd gleaned from the drooling excuses of humanity were rotten to the core.
My hunger for fresh, lightly curried cerebrum still unsated, I decide that it might be time to rejoin MENSA...
Thanks to fellow member of the undead TRT for the spicy brain sauce
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