Guilty pleasures: Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall

Call that a knife? THIS is a knife

I quite like Camilla, even though she's a living symbol of the landed gentry prolonging the hereditary system that places one person above another simply due to an accident of birth.

This is simply because of the number of fucks she gives: No fucks at all.

Lick me.

See this? Guess where it's going later.

Zero fucks. Duchess Camilla, we salute you.

Her husband, on the other hand...

...up to no good. Always.