Features include:
* 360-degree rotation in all axes for thorough inspection and grooming
* Motorised version to allow all-round exhibition at dog shows, in your front window etc
* Fully lubricated bum spike
* Meat-flavoured nose-clamp
* Sturdy construction, but packs flat to suit any household
* Cow version available for safe grooming and inspection of cows and other bovine-style fauna
* Allow 28 days for delivery
* £250, comes with a free inflatable Barbara Woodhouse with functioning orifices
* Strictly no refunds
I am not mad.
5 comments:
Does it include dog or is the picture a 'Serving Suggestion"?
You are mad. The end.
I want one for Christmas - except I don't have a dog.
Does it work with sheep please?
Better make sure the pointy bits are well oiled or you will end up with a dog's arse reamer. Arse.
Tell the designer chappie that it's fine for short, stiff dogs but needs some form of underfoot support for anything larger.
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